A little harmless impersonation.
In a recent e-mail to David:
"I think I'll finish this email out as a Josh Kerr blog entry.
See how it works? You just write a random line about something.
And then you double space, and then talk about something else.
I hit people in the nuts with my hockey stick.
I ate something that made my mouth taste like glue.
I did something bad. Why do I do bad things? I shouldn't do bad things.
You know, sometimes I don't understand my motivation. I can't feel things the way I want.
I looked for emotion today. I found it in a garbage can. It waved to me and offered me a cookie.
Although his recent post about not going to a wedding on the Sabbath is dead-on.
I looked for love. And I found it. In my cousin David."
Whoa, what da?! Who's blog are you reading?? Confusing, isn't it!
"I think I'll finish this email out as a Josh Kerr blog entry.
See how it works? You just write a random line about something.
And then you double space, and then talk about something else.
I hit people in the nuts with my hockey stick.
I ate something that made my mouth taste like glue.
I did something bad. Why do I do bad things? I shouldn't do bad things.
You know, sometimes I don't understand my motivation. I can't feel things the way I want.
I looked for emotion today. I found it in a garbage can. It waved to me and offered me a cookie.
Although his recent post about not going to a wedding on the Sabbath is dead-on.
I looked for love. And I found it. In my cousin David."
Whoa, what da?! Who's blog are you reading?? Confusing, isn't it!
2 Comments:
Don't make fun of Josh.
The intarw3b is serious business.
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